Your love will be the death of me

Title: Inanimate Objects
Pairing: Vam, of course
Summery: A series of Oneshots, all based around inanimate objects, each a different stage in the life of Ville and Bam.
Disclaimer: My own imagination running wild, not real.


Cookies: Bam wouldn't share his cookie
Cookies

Scissors and Bleach: What happens when one haircut results in another for revenge?
Scissors and Bleach

Condom: They have their problems too you know.
Condom

Nappies and Babies Bottles: Bam just can't seem to get the hang of things.
Nappies and Babies Bottles

Cake and Snow: A happy ending
Cake and Snow

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post your favourite line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1. Your blood tastes like wine today
2. Some people run, right into the fire, some people hide their every desire.
3. I’m just a notch in your bedpost but your just a line in a song
4. I’ve been locked inside your heart shaped box, for weeks.
5. Rape me, rape me my friend
6. This life it ain’t worth living
7. What a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore.
8. I just wanna walk, right out of this world, cause everybody has a poison heart
9. I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now
10. We’re half way there, whoa living on a prayer
11. Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand, and wouldn’t it be great if we were dead.
12. You’ve had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick, I’ve had a lot of time, had a lot of time, you’ve had a lot od dick Chasey but you ain’t had mine.
13. Those summer girls are really something else.
14. nature is a whore, bruises on the fruit, tender age in bloom.
15. I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, watch you smile while you are sleeping.
16. I’ve got the urge to knock you out, I can’t handle this, the ladder by your bedroom window really takes the piss
17. She’s got a lip ring and five colours in her hair.  Not into fashion but I love the clothes she wears.  Her tattoo’s always hidden by her underwear but she don’t care.
18. I’m not okay, I’m not o-fucking kay.
19. We’re caught in a trap, I can’t walk out because I love you too much baby
20. I’m so happy because today I found my friends, they’re in my head. I’m so ugly, that’s okay because so are you.

Here goes nothing....

I hate it when i'm happy
I hate it when i'm sad
I hate it when i feel life is getting too much
I hate it when i enjoy myself
I hate it when i'm trying to read and someone interupts me
I hate it when people care about my feelings
I hate it when people don't care about my feelings
I hate it when people hate me for who I am
I hate it when people whine on about how shit their day had been when mine has been just as bad
I hate it when people laugh at me when i'm angry
I hate that i'm too pissed off all the time
I hate that my skin is fucking disgusting
i hate that i'm fat
I hate skinny people because i get jealous of them
I hate it when people say i'm not fat....because i clearly am no matter what they say
I hate it when i'm on msn to people and they use stupid emotions and shit
I hate it when me and my boss have awkward silences
I hate it when my boss nags me to death
I hate that I know i'm not good enough for the person I'm in love with
I hate my parents because they are too controlling
I hate my brothers because they wind me up summet rotten.
I hate it when people use really old expressions that i don't know the meaning of
I hate it when people think i'm dumb
I hate people who take the piss out of my favourite bands
I hate chavs
I hate sluts
I hate my school friends (other than Ronni and Abbie)
I hate that i'm not pretty
I hate it when people say i am pretty
I hate it when people think its okay to touch me
I hate work
I hate school
I hate the way I write
I hate that i'm useless
I hate that I'm too lazy to pick up my guitar and learn to play it
I hate when I fall out with friends I care about
I hate danny cowburn
I hate melissa houghton
I hate lauren smith
I hate sam robinson
I hate jenny dagger
I hate concerned teachers (Jenny Livesey)
I hate people who think they are the coolest people on earth,
I hate dance music
I hate it when i cannot get to sleep at night
I hate that i'm addicted to coffee
I hate that i'm addicted to beer (even though i'n not even legal yet)
i hate it when my mum doesn't listen to me
I hate when all they do is watch tv
I hate when I just find out my great uncle has died (Only just found out)
I hate war
I hate it when people don't understand why I love HIM so much
I hate it when people laugh at me for letting out my feelings
I hate it when my best friend died and all my brother could do was say i was a lesbian with her
I hate that my heart belongs to the one person I cannot have
I hate that i'm self concious
I hate that I hate myself
I hate that I hate life
I hate it when people tell me to go slit my wrist
I hate it when people yell at me in the street to go kill myself because i am a goth
I hate it when i walk past large groups of teenagers
i hate the fact my makeup is never perfect
I hate it when i have no money
I hate Courtney Love for murdering Kurt Cobain
I hate everyone who says he was a coward and a duggie
I hate it when people say he commited suicide, because it was clearly a murder
I hate it people call me a kid
I hate the world....


Theres only one thing I love:

I love Ville Valo

Title: Inanimate Objects
Chapter Title: Condom
Author: ME!</b></a>
Pairing: Vam, of course
Summery: A series of Oneshots, all based around inanimate objects, each a different stage in the life of Ville and Bam.  Cookies: Bam wouldn't share his cookie.
Disclaimer: My own imagination running wild, not real.
A/N: I have never wrote about this subject before and therefore thought I'd give it a try.

Dedicated to my wonderful darlings villespunkchick and karinvam.  also slasher48 for being just a fucking sweetheart and dedicating her oneshot to me ^_^ love you all darlings!


Cookies
Scissors and Bleach

BEHIND THE CUT!

Title: He’s What I Go To School For
Author: Kimmi
Pairing: Vam
Summery: Ville is the school Goth freak who no ones pays attention to, let alone knows he exists.  But when the bulling starts to increase is there any point in staying in school, well there is when he meets his new Media teacher.
Disclaimer:  I do not own them -although I wish I did- As real as Ville’s tiny pecker xD
A/N: New story! I was just so bored while waiting to fall asleep last night that I just started thinking about how hot teacher and student Vam relationships are xD

Title: He’s What I Go To School For
Author: Kimmi
Pairing: Vam
Summery: Ville is the school Goth freak who no ones pays attention to, let alone knows he exists.  But when the bulling starts to increase is there any point in staying in school, well there is when he meets his new Media teacher.
Disclaimer:  I do not own them -although I wish I did- As real as Ville’s tiny pecker xD
A/N: New story! I was just so bored while waiting to fall asleep last night that I just started thinking about how hot teacher and student Vam relationships are xD

Reposted for those who can't get to these chapters, extremely sorry about that.

Title:  I Wish I Was Normal, I Wish I Was Human
Author:
Rating: PG-13 ( some strong language)
Pairing: Vam,  OFC/Ville (in the beginning)
Summery: Ville is the prince of the mermaid world, what happens when he is forced to marry by his father’s will?  Will he go along with it or will he rebel and swim towards the human world, finding a servant boy by the name of Brandon Cole Margera?
Disclaimer: This definitely did not happen, Ville is not a mermaid and Bam is definitely not a servant….he’s to stubborn to be one xD
A/N: I got the idea of the story from The Little Mermaid but not fully xD I’m a big child at heart haha!  Written in Ville’s point of view

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10

One of Ville with hank von helvette ( Vocalist,Turbonegro) makeup, I'm really proud of it cause it actually looks like Ville, Well to me it does XD




 

Title: Hook A Duck?
Pairing: Vam (mentions of OFC)
Summery: What happens when a fan chains Ville to her bedroom wall and no one wants to help with a rather large problem. Will Bam help him?
Disclaimer:  No, Ville isn’t chained to my bedroom wall….unfortunately
A/N: This is only 550 words long, very short.  It was something me and my friends where discussing over breakfast xD

 Hope you enjoy ^_^

The song is The Heart Never Lies by Mcfly

Woohoo!


Chapters 1-10
Chapters 11-16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20

Title- Devil In Disguise
Author-
Pairing- Vam of course
Rating- R
Summery- Bam’s principal has had enough of his immature ways.  He makes him have tutoring, but when his tutor gets into an accident, her cousin Ville, has to take over.  What will happen?
Disclaimer- As real as my pet elephant who lives in my bedroom ^_^
Warnings- Vam sex!
Feedback: I’m sorry I have to bring this up but…I haven’t been getting as much feedback as I used to….would really, really, really appreciate some nice comments to read after a long day at work ^_^

Dedicated tokarinvam and gothic_elvis  for being such amazing writers!

woohoo! yes that is right, I'm seeing Nickelback in september!

it is actually with someone I met over the internet xD

she is younger than me and therefore I have to babysit her and I was the only person who was old enough to "protect" her haha!

she is awesomely awesome tho!

anyways...I'm just rambling right now xD

love saves the world ^_^

<3

Title- Devil In Disguise
Author-
Pairing- Vam of course
Rating- R
Summery- Bam’s principal has had enough of his immature ways.  He makes him have tutoring, but when his tutor gets into an accident, her cousin Ville, has to take over.  What will happen?
Disclaimer- As real as my pet elephant who lives in my bedroom ^_^
Warnings- Vam sex!
Feedback: I’m sorry I have to bring this up but…I haven’t been getting as much feedback as I used to….I would really, really, really appreciate some nice comments to read after a long day at work ^_^

Chapters 11-16!

Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16

Title: Living Free…Well… For The Weekend
Pairing: Vam!
Rating:  NC-17
Summery:  Small 3 part fic.  Ville’s parents go away for the weekend. 
Disclaimer:  I don’t own any of the characters in this story…although I sure as hell wish I did ^_^
A/N: This is written in Ville’s point of view just so you know.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

Title- Devil In Disguise
Author- xkissxofxdawnx
Pairing- Vam of course
Rating- R
Summery- Bam’s principal has had enough of his immature ways.  He makes him have tutoring, but when his tutor gets into an accident, her cousin Ville, has to take over.  What will happen?
Disclaimer- As real as my pet elephant who lives in my bedroom ^_^
Warnings- Vam sex!

Dedicated to karinvam slasher48 abz666      for being such amazing writers!